MANKAI Channel ~Autumn Troupe Version~
Characters appearing:
Banri: So since we started doing the MANKAI Channel thing, Autumn Troupe also needs to make and upload a video.
Omi: A channel huh, sounds fun.
Taichi: It's finally our video debut. I'm so hyped!
Azami: I guess it's good publicity.
Sakyo: Listen carefully. Our fans nowadays desire information about our company and about the time we spend outside of performances. We have our social media, but keeping on offering new items to the fans is one trick to make sure they won't lose interest. Especially Troupes that don't have a performance going, have to keep the fans' interest until their next performances and blah blah, yada yada.
Juza: So, what video should we film?
Sakyo: I've just explained it.
Taichi: All I heard was blah blah and yada yada!
Omi: Me too.
Banri: Same.
Azami: It's the usual right.
Sakyo: Huh. Listen. I'll say it again so listen carefully. What we seek for our video is an Autumn Troupe-like item that would contribute to improving the company's image.
Banri: An Autumn Troupe-like item…
Taichi: So something with flashy action, like a battle, right?
Omi: Looking at our performances that's the right conclusion. But the question is whether we can really film a battle scene so easily.
Juza: If you're looking for a fight, I just need to walk outside and it'll happen in seconds.
Banri: We should just put a camera on Hyodo and make him walk around right.
Azami: Should we really take such a brutal video?
Sakyo: Naturally it's rejected.
Azami: It doesn’t have to be a fight, there's sports too right.
Omi: True, a match is also a type of a battle.
Banri: Thinking about sports you can play with six people… futsal, or 3 vs 3 basketball?
Azami: Futsal sounds good.
Taichi: Omi-kun and Aa-chan you have an advantage since you're in the soccer club!
Sakyo: Team matches aren't interesting when there're unequal conditions.
Banri: Saying that, putting Hyodo in any sports that involves a ball is a sure way to sink.
Juza: Huh? The hell do you mean by that?
Taichi: Juza-san, you're good at ball throwing right?
Banri: But anything other than this simple action is impossible right. Can you play defense in basketball?
Azami: He looks like the type to make foul after foul.
Taichi: Like basketball manga!
Juza: Tch.
Sakyo: So you're not gonna deny that.
Omi: In that sense, Banri would be able to do anything.
Banri: Well, more or less.
Taichi: If it's something none of us has done before, Ban-chan would have the upper hand.
Sakyo: Pfft, such an irregularity.
Omi: Maybe we should think about something other than sports.
Taichi: Ah, speaking of which, I want to try doing a survival game!
Juza: A survival game huh. That fits Autumn Troupe.
Azami: It's too fitting that the impression is gonna be brutal though.
Sakyo: Hyodo has used guns in our play before, and we're used to the movement to some extent so it might be a good idea.
Banri: Where can you do survival games?
Juza: Do they have rules?
Taichi: I'll look it up. Hmm… Ah! Seems like there's a sports similar to survival game. Seems like it's called paintball.
Azami: Ohh, first time I hear of it.
Juza: You shoot ink filled balls at each other, and if they hit you you're out.
Banri: The rules are easy to understand too, isn't it good?
Omi: And it's very Autumn Troupe-ish.
Sakyo: Then the content of our video is going to be paintball.
~~~
Taichi: Welcome to MANKAI Channel! I'm Nanao Taichi from the Autumn Troupe. For our first video we decided to try taking up paintball!
Juza: Paintball is a survival game-like sports where you shoot ink filled balls at each other.
Sakyo: Since it's for video purposes, we'll be playing with somewhat gentler rules.
Azami: That being said, the match is going to be an all out battle.
Banri: It wouldn't be interesting otherwise.
Omi: The filming is from above this time so it might be hard for you to see, but it's our first video so we hope you'll forgive us.
Taichi: Then, first we gotta split into teams! Rock, paper, scissors!
Everyone: Go!
Azami: It really divided nicely.
Banri: Then A Team is me, Taichi and Azami.
Juza: B Team is me, Omi-san and Sakyo-san.
Sakyo: I'll explain the rules simply. There're all types of rules to paintball, but this time we decided on an elimination match. If you're shot you're out, you leave the field, and the team with the last man standing is the winner.
Taichi: We're not gonna lose!
Omi: We have to do our best so we don't get eliminated straight away.
~~~
Banri: Do we have only five minutes for strategy meeting?
Taichi: We don't have much time!
Banri: For starters we have to pay attention to Hyodo's stamina and Sakyo-san's strategies.
Azami: Yeah. Well you take care of Juza-san, Banri-san.
Banri: Can't be helped.
Taichi: Sakyo-nii would probably come up with some crazy plan!
Banri: It's Sakyo-san after all. He would come nagging at us from far away or something right. We should destroy them while they're getting prepared for a drawn-out battle.
Azami: Agreed.
Taichi: Roger!
~~~
Sakyo: Listen carefully now. When it comes to both fighting power and cool headedness, Settsu is the key point. If we take him down, it will be easier to eliminate the rest.
Omi: Saying that, he's our most formidable enemy.
Juza: I'll take care of Settsu.
Sakyo: No, our chance to win will increase if we all attack together. It's Settsu we're talking about. If you move, Hyodo, he'll definitely show himself. We'll crush him then.
Juza: So I'll become a bait.
Omi: Be careful out there.
Juza: 'kay.
*whistle*
Banri: Azami you go from the right. Taichi you charge from the left.
Azami: Roger.
Taichi: Got that!
Juza: We're going.
Sakyo: I'll cover you from behind.
Omi: I'll go from the right.
*gunshots*
Banri: So Hyodo is coming.
Taichi: Juza-san is charging at us from the front!?
Azami: Banri-san we're leaving him to you.
*gunshots*
Taichi: Uwah! Omi-kun is coming from over here!
Omi: I'll need you to let me pass.
Taichi: Eeek! I'm sorry Ban-chan, I can't move!
*gunshots*
Sakyo: There.
Azami: Where did it come from…
Sakyo: Tch, I missed.
Azami: Geh, he really came at us from a far.
Sakyo: Did you say something?
Azami: How did he even hear me from all the way there.
*gunshots*
Banri: Coming straight ahead from the front, as expected from Hyodo!
Juza: Shut your trap.
Taichi: Eh? Omi-kun disappeared? Phew, lucky.
*gunshots*
Taichi: Eh, from behind me!?
Omi: I'm sorry.
Taichi: Guys, I'm in trouble! Omi-kun came from behind-
Sakyo: Good job, Fushimi.
Azami: Dodge it Taichi-san!
*hit*
Taichi: Gyaah!
Banri: Tch, so Taichi is down.
Juza: Nice Sakyo-san.
Sakyo: With this it's three vs tw-
Azami: Two vs two.
Sakyo: Tch, when did you…
Azami: It's the end.
*hit*
Omi: Sakyo-san was taken down?
Taichi: Nice, Aa-chan!
Banri: Looks like it's better if we regroup for now.
Juza: You running away?
Banri: Unlike you, I can do more than just charging thoughtlessly!
Juza: Tch.
Omi: Juza, let's regroup for now.
Juza: Yes.
~~~
Banri: Both of them have stamina, if the match draws out it would be bad for us. We need to end it quickly.
Azami: Got it. Seems like it's better if we make sure they don't find us.
Banri: True that.
~~~
Omi: It would be bad if we get separated and end up in a 1 vs 2 situation. We should stick close to each other.
Juza: We'll take them out one by one.
Omi: Yeah. Let's go.
Juza: 'kay.
~~~
*gunshots*
Juza: Where…
Omi: Juza, on your right!
Banri: Tch, they found us.
Azami: They're persistent.
*gunshots*
Omi: Juza, I'll cover you so stand down for now.
Juza: Got it!
*gunshots*
Azami: We can't get closer.
Banri: Omi is really good at keeping his position.
Azami: What do we do now Banri-san?
Banri: Maybe it's better if we watch their movements.
*gunshots*
Omi: Seems like they're not making a move. Us too…
Juza: Omi-san, at this rate nothing will change. I'll become a bait.
Omi: No, it's better if you're the last to stay. You get behind Azami. While I attract Azami's attention, you shoot Azami.
Juza: Got it.
*gunshots*
Azami: When did you get behind me?
Omi: There was a hurdle in a perfect position.
*gunshots*
Azami: This can't be real, shit!
*hit*
Azami: Awright I got a hit!
Omi: Huh, I missed. Juza, I'll leave the rest to you!
Juza: I'll avenge you.
Azami: Eh, Juza-san was behind you?
*hit*
Azami: There was no way in hell I could dodge that.
Juza: My bad.
Azami: Banri-san I'm out.
Banri: Heh, you used Omi as a shield, some way to go.
Juza: Now it's one vs one.
*gunshots*
Banri: Ugh so persistent, go down already!
Juza: That's my line!
*gunshots*
Taichi: They can't seem to finish the match huh.
Azami: Unless one of them makes a wrong move, it might last forever.
Sakyo: We'll probably hit the time limit and it'll end in a draw.
Omi: There's one minute left after all.
*gunshots*
Banri: Woah!
Juza: You're mine!
Taichi: Ban-chan fell and dropped his gun!
Omi: Go, Juza!
Banri: I won't let you!
*splash*
Juza: *cough*
Taichi: Ban-chan, amazing! He took the gun again!
Sakyo: He threw mud at him. Settsu has some good reflexes.
Omi: Ten seconds left!
Banri: There's no way it's gonna end in a tie!
Juza: Again, that's my line!
Taichi: No way, they're charging ahead at each other?
Azami: Three seconds left. Two, one.
*gunshot*
*whistle*
~~~
Taichi: And so, this time the match has ended in a tie! We'll try challenging many things from now on, so please subscribe to our channel!
Banri: See you.
Azami: Goodbye.
Omi: It was fun. Watch us again.
Juza: Thanks.
Sakyo: See you.
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