Mostro Lounge
Azul: Please, have a seat on the sofa over here.
Silver: Sure, excuse me.
Azul: This is not good at all.
Silver: ? Did I do something wrong?
Azul: Silver-san. Have you forgotten the reason you are here?
Azul: You came here to hear advice about how to command Diasomnia Dorm while the Dorm Head is absent, right?
Azul: Someone who acts as the substitute of the Dorm Head can't be so humble.
Azul: He who commands others must be feared! First, cross your legs when you sit.
Silver: Like this…?
Azul: Too elegant!!
Azul: You lack a sense of intimidation. Sit deeper into the sofa, and cross your hands on your knees!
Silver: G-Got it. ….how about this?
Azul: Very well. Then next, how to scold a Dorm member who did something bad.
Azul: Seems like two Dorm members were quarreling. What would you tell them?
Silver: …Hey, you can’t do that.
Azul: Rejected! No one would listen to such a half-hearted warning!
Azul: Once a Dorm Head is being looked down on, it's his end. You must look down on them with composure and intimidate them!
Silver: …L-Like this?
Azul: Raise your chin! The movements of your hands are crucial as well. Like you are going to seize the place!
Silver: …H-How about now?
Azul: Very good! And if you punish your subject, it would be your overwhelming victory.
Silver: Is… is this a matter of winning or losing?
Azul: Next is how to sweet talk people into working for you… ahem… I mean how to praise your Dorm members.
Azul: We shall start with the handshake. The impression you leave on the other party might change with this tiny clap of hands, so depending on the situation--…
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One hour later
Azul & Silver: *Talking*
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Two hours later
Azul & Silver: *Talking*
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Three hours later
Azul: Phew…! Your leader mannerism is starting to look appropriate!
Azul: You are doing well, Silver-san.
Silver: Thanks, Azul. Thanks to you I feel more confident now.
Azul: I am delighted to hear that! Then let us move on…
???: -Hey Silver!!!
Silver: …hm? Sebek, do you need something?
Sebek: Don't you "need something" me, you fool!
Sebek: You didn’t come back to the Dorm for dinner, I thought you were sleeping somewhere again so I came looking for you!!
Silver: What did you just call me?
Silver: Oh my, a first year student talking like that to a second year. You have some guts.
Sebek: Huh? I've always been talking to you like that, why after all this time…
Silver: I found it in my heart to be generous and forgive you, but it ends today.
Silver: As the substitute Dorm Head of Diasomnia Dorm, I forbid you from getting near Malleus-sama until you correct your attitude.
Sebek: Wh… wh…. What are you talking about you bastard---!!
Sebek: If you're acting like that I won't stay quiet either!
Sebek: What the hell is this arrogant way of sitting and those exaggerated hand gestures? It's disgusting!
Silver: Disgusting…?
Azul: …!!!
Silver: …I apologize, Azul. Seems like I still lack training.
Azul: Indeed, you were too quick to show your solemnity.
Sebek: Wait, what are you two talking about?
Silver: The truth is…
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Sebek: Are… Are…. Are you an idiot!!!!
Silver: Sebek, you're being too loud. Don’t make a racket in another Dorm, it's troublesome for them.
Sebek: The Dorm members don’t listen to your orders because you fall asleep mid-conversation! It's a problem deeper than your mannerism you know!?
Silver: …I see.
Azul: Oh my, to think there were such circumstances.
Sebek: For crying out loud! Stop doing foolish things, we're going back to the Dorm right away.
Silver: Yeah.
Silver: ….Azul, sorry for making you spare time for me.
Silver: But I feel like I came to understand a bit what's needed for commanding others.
Silver: …thank you, really.
Azul: Not at all, I am glad I could be of help.
Azul: Send my greetings to Malleus-san and Lilia-san as well.
???: *giggles*
Floyd: We saw it~.
Jade: Indeed, we saw everything.
Azul: Jade, Floyd. Is there anything you wish to say?
Jade: Not at all. I simply thought that teaching someone tricks of commanding is a lavish feast when coming from you.
Floyd: But you know~ I think it's not fitting for Jellyfish to be all domineering like you, Azul?
Azul: How rude. I simply taught him how to act like a leader in my own way.
Azul: …But well, just like you said, Floyd, seems like it didn’t suit Silver-san very well.
Azul: Saying that, Silver-san is now in my debt, and it looked like he did gain something from this.
Azul: As the substitute Dorm Head of Diasomnia Dorm, he will surely make it a splendid Halloween!
Jade: As I suspected, you didn’t teach him out of goodwill.
Azul: But of course. If the Halloween of Night Raven College gains a good reputation, visitors will increase, and Mosto Lounge will flourish…
Azul: For that to happen, all Dorms have to do their absolute best. So I only lent my strength a little bit.
Azul: -Well then, our conversation ends here. Our Dorm will take Halloween in all seriousness as well!
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Halloween Day
Azul: Boo!!!
Azul: Good grief, I told you didn’t I? That we will take it seriously.
Azul: I will not cut corners even in frightening!
Azul: Good grief, I told you didn’t I? That we will take it seriously.
Azul: I will not cut corners even in frightening!
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